Elvis Aficionado T-Shirts

"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."

One For the Money. . .

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Elfis"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Br... No Exit

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'