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Eurovision 2023

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

Demure lady with gloves

Pirate

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Silly wig.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

Scarpia from Tosca

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Mikado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Wotan with eye patch

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Drummer

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

A man taking a bow

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Un ballo in maschera

Mimi's final scene

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Three Ladies

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Alberich steals the gold

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'