Eurovision Aficionado Prints

Eurovision 2023

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

Demure lady with gloves

Pirate

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Mikado

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Silly wig.

Wotan with eye patch

Mikado

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

A man taking a bow

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Drummer

Mimi's final scene

Un ballo in maschera

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Alberich steals the gold

Golden age of music

Ghostship