Elvis Presley Gifts

"Thank you. Thank you very much!"

'Dracula had always been a big fan.'

One For the Money. . .

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Elfis"

The First Printed Bible

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Elvis Presley

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

David Hockney

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Young Elvis

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Printers

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"