Elvis Impersonator Gifts

Thank You/Thankyaverymuch

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

'Next time your friends ask, son, just tell them I'm an Elvis impersonator. No need to add, 'The Older and Fatter Years'.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'

'No..I told you to dress like elves!'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

21st Century Elvis

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Krill, baby, krill."

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

Karaoke night.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"If you need anything just wink."

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

Twelvis

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

Nature Magnified

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"May I have your autograph?"

The truth behind the recent Elvis supermarket sightings.