Elvis Impersonator Mugs

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

21st Century Elvis

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

"If you need anything just wink."

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Nature Magnified

"May I have your autograph?"

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

A patrolman pulls over a nude man on a motorcycle who is wearing angel wings and a snorkelmask. says:' Late for your baptism eh?.... .'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'