Elvis Impersonation Gifts

"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Karaoke night.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"Krill, baby, krill."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'Trick or treat.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"If you need anything just wink."

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

"I want my job back."

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

SEE SANTA, 'The rest of the year I'm an Elvis impersonator.'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Nature Magnified

"May I have your autograph?"

The truth behind the recent Elvis supermarket sightings.

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"