Eurovision Fanatic Gifts

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

Glastonbury. After.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mardi Gras

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Volcaniax

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Robbie Williams

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Lithium Fair

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Music for car stereos

'I love rock festivals!'