Eurovision Enthusiast Gifts

'I find you guilty of a most criminal act...' says a judge to a musician playing songs from Eurovision.

'Damn! Looks like we won't come as high as 24th in the next Eurovision.'

'Sad case... I hear he bet his life savings on Britain winning the Eurovision Song Contest...'

Eurovision 2021

"The Russians are furious about the Eurovision result. They say Ukraine’s winning song has 'turned the contest into a field for political battles'."

Eurovision

'I would have liked it better if Engelbert Humperdinck sang one of his own songs from Hansel and Gretel!'

'Then who would give Cyprus their 12 song contest votes every year?'

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

Eurovision Hymn Contest

Eurovision Thong Contest: UK Entrant Jordan. 'I have a better chance of winning this than the song contest.'

Happy Eurovision!

". . . and because the event is cancelled, the tactical voting will take place next year!"

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Schengen

Mario Draghi

Face painting.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

The Running of the Brie

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Nick Cave

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Euro Bait

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

The Real Russian history

EU

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."