Eurovision Enthusiast Pillows

'I find you guilty of a most criminal act...' says a judge to a musician playing songs from Eurovision.

Eurovision 2021

"The Russians are furious about the Eurovision result. They say Ukraine’s winning song has 'turned the contest into a field for political battles'."

'I would have liked it better if Engelbert Humperdinck sang one of his own songs from Hansel and Gretel!'

'Then who would give Cyprus their 12 song contest votes every year?'

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

Eurovision Thong Contest: UK Entrant Jordan. 'I have a better chance of winning this than the song contest.'

Happy Eurovision!

". . . and because the event is cancelled, the tactical voting will take place next year!"

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Schengen

Mario Draghi

Face painting.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

The Running of the Brie

Filling the Missile Gap

The burden of carrying the Euro.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

I came, I saw, I partied!

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

EU

The Real Russian history

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Euro Bait

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

The Eurozone Explained

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"