Eurovision Fanatic Pillows

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

Glastonbury. After.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Punk Reindeer

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Check out this new store."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Volcaniax

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Lithium Fair

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Welsh Dragon

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I love rock festivals!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!