Eurovision Devotee Pillows

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Lady Macbeth

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

3D Theatre

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Love Potion

Peter Gabriel

Eurovision Hymn Contest

Watching telly

ABBA

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

TV and man

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Terry Wogan

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"She died doing what she loved."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Lack of Euro Vision

"They went together, doctor!"

'I would have liked it better if Engelbert Humperdinck sang one of his own songs from Hansel and Gretel!'