Eurovision Devotee Mugs

"Didn't make it home from the Eurovision party again this year, then...?"

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Lady Macbeth

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

3D Theatre

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Love Potion

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Watching telly

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

TV and man

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"She died doing what she loved."

Lack of Euro Vision

"They went together, doctor!"

'I would have liked it better if Engelbert Humperdinck sang one of his own songs from Hansel and Gretel!'