Baby Einstein Supporter T-Shirts

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Beer Stall

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Men can show their emotions!

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'F.G.G. First Grade Graduate.'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"You're overthinking this."

Proud Mum.

Theory of Gravity

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."