Baby Talk Fan Gifts

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

First Word

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

Proud mums.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

A Star is Born.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'My god, he's insane.'

"I did it!"

I think she's about to say her first word!

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'He said his first words today. . . 'buy' and 'google'.'

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."