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'My god, he's insane.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

First Word

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

"What are you in for?"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."