Baby Talk Enthusiast Gifts

"Lahwaah, buwha buwhaah, gullygah abawaa mey ayeeyaah. Is that normal?"

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"Table for two and a half?"

"That's my new baby brother. He's a floor model."

I think she's about to say her first word!

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Proud mums.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Your din-din is in tintin."

"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

First Word

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

"What are you in for?"

Maternity Hospital

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."