Baby Talk Gifts

"Say 'Daddy'."

"Your din-din is in tintin."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Mother Nature

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'