Baby Talk Guru Gifts

'He said his first words today. . . 'buy' and 'google'.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

First Word

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"What are you in for?"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

Proud mums.

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'My god, he's insane.'

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

Why it's called child-rearing.

I think she's about to say her first word!

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

He must use Uber. I heard you contact them when you want to be picked up.

"Table for two and a half?"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Your din-din is in tintin."

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''