Baby Talk Guru Pillows

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

First Word

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"What are you in for?"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Proud mums.

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'My god, he's insane.'

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

Why it's called child-rearing.

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"Table for two and a half?"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

'I think my baby sister is ready for the compter! Last night she said, ' GOO-GOO!''

"Gaby broke up with her BFF? That's awful."

"Your din-din is in tintin."