Baby Guru Pillows

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'What's play?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

National Academy of Sport

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Keep Fit.

Congratulations on the new you!

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."