Childcare Guru Pillows

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'What's play?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I'm on my way!'

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

A Tit for Tat.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

Children's Nursery

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams