Baby Nurturing Guru Pillows

Why it's called child-rearing.

The Jeopardy of Progress

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Early childhood development

Egg Buggy

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"Bottled or breast?"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Maria Montessori

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"Support the head!"

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'