Baby Nurturing Guru Gifts

Why it's called child-rearing.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A midwife holding a baby

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Early childhood development

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Egg Buggy

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"Bottled or breast?"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Maria Montessori

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"Support the head!"

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."