Newborn Nurturer Gifts

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

A midwife holding a baby

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Mother's Love

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming