Nurturing Expert Pillows

'So this is goodbye then!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Mother's Love

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Romulus and Remus

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Moms gone wild

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Baby Carriers

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Breastfeeding

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Support the head!"

"Waitress's Day Off""

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

Babies clocking on to collect Milk.

"You haven’t earned this."

Why it's called child-rearing.

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

Breastfeeding

Mothers

Smotherhood

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'