Nurturing Expert T-Shirts

'So this is goodbye then!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Mother's Love

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Romulus and Remus

Moms gone wild

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Baby Carriers

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

Breastfeeding

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"Support the head!"

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

"Waitress's Day Off""

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Babies clocking on to collect Milk.

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

Why it's called child-rearing.

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"You haven’t earned this."

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

Breastfeeding

Smotherhood

Mothers