Nurturers T-Shirts

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

Sick father.

Chub Chub!

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

A midwife holding a baby

North Pole

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

The Music Seed

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Nature Lovers

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Population rocket

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mother's Love

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'