Baby Talk Appreciator Pillows

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

First Word

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Baby on board 2020

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

Proud mums.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Funny how they often look like little old men

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

'My god, he's insane.'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

I think she's about to say her first word!

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

'He said his first words today. . . 'buy' and 'google'.'

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"Table for two and a half?"

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

Medical Bird.

"Your din-din is in tintin."