Baby Talk Appreciator Mugs

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

First Word

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Baby on board 2020

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Proud mums.

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

"Funny how they often look like little old men

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'My god, he's insane.'

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

"Table for two and a half?"

Medical Bird.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Your din-din is in tintin."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'