Baby Speech Admirers Mugs

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Changing Minds

Baby tells other Baby to call.

First Word

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Proud mums.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'My god, he's insane.'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Barack Obama

"Baby FOMO."

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."