Baby Speech Admirers Pillows

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Changing Minds

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

First Word

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Proud mums.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"And, of course, I want to thank all the little people!"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'My god, he's insane.'

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

'He said his first words today. . . 'buy' and 'google'.'

I think she's about to say her first word!

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"Baby FOMO."

Barack Obama

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

'People have told me that I bear a striking resemblance to a young Sean Connery.'