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"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"It's his emotional support animal."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Uterus: One size fits all.

Bouncing baby

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Giving Birth

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'