Baby Chatter Enthusiast Pillows

'Really? He has his father's nose?... Is his father Cyrano De Bergerac?'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

First Word

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Maternity Ward

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

"What are you in for?"

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Giving Birth

Proud mums.

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."

'A work in Progress.'

New Dad.

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'