Baby Chatter Pillows

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Mother Nature

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"They look so young and helpless."

First Word

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

It's a Boy

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"He talks the talk."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"