Bird Chatter Pillows

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"You're quiet tonight! Have I said something to upset you?"

So you're a mocking bird...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'We should talk more.'

'Psst...e=mc?.'

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

A doctor without borders meets a free range chicken.

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

Why two parrots are a bad idea....

Blackbirds.

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

Squawk dirty to me...

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

A real turkey lunch.

"You turned all night long!"

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

It says 'the sooner we get Twitter set up the sooner he can stop sending these bloody birds'.

"Oh boy, I ate too much! I need to find a few pebbles to ingest..."

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

larson you're a genius

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."