Baby Banter Lover Pillows

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

celebrating a birth.

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'It's a chicken.'

"What are you in for?"

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Family.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Go forth and multiply!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Proud mums.

Newborn making the V-sign

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'