Baby Humor Lovers Pillows

'Yep. There it is. It's definitely a boy.'

"I see your brother's starting on solids."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"Now I know how Al Roker feels!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Gangster Babies

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

"Which one is yours?"

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

"'Waaaaah, waaaaah!' is not an answer!"

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Baby FOMO."