Baby Humor Lovers Gifts

"I see your brother's starting on solids."

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"Now I know how Al Roker feels!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Newborn making the V-sign

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

"Baby FOMO."

"Gee, my first man cave!"

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'Wait a minute...what am I doing? I can't count yet.'