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Birth of a worrier

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"Baby FOMO."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Please queue here for contraction service.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"It's his emotional support animal."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Newborn making the V-sign

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Baby restaurant

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

Pregnancy

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Clearance sale. Everything must go!