Baby Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'I recommend you take it easy after all, you're not getting any younger.'

New parents talking about lack of sleep.

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

Higher wisdom...

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Every class has one. . .

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'