Baby Joke Appreciator Pillows

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Baby on board 2020

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

OMG.