Baby Joke Appreciator Pillows

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

What's an Imax cave?

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Baby on board 2020

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Split the last one?

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

OMG.

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'