Baby Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'I recommend you take it easy after all, you're not getting any younger.'

New parents talking about lack of sleep.

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Amateurs."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Every class has one. . .

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."