Baby Banter Lover Gifts

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

celebrating a birth.

"It's his emotional support animal."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'It's a chicken.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"What are you in for?"

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Family.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

Proud mums.

Newborn making the V-sign

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"