Baby Banter Fan Pillows

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"What are you in for?"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

Newborn making the V-sign

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

A Star is Born.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

"Gee, my first man cave!"

"'Waaaaah, waaaaah!' is not an answer!"

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

Pet Shop. Caution: Objects In Window May Grow Larger Than They Appear.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

"Baby FOMO."

"That's kingsize?"

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

You throw poop like a girl.

'People have told me that I bear a striking resemblance to a young Sean Connery.'