Baby Banter Fan Prints

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"What are you in for?"

Newborn making the V-sign

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

A Star is Born.

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

"Baby FOMO."

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Propriety

"Gee, my first man cave!"

"That's kingsize?"

Please queue here for contraction service.

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'