Baby Talk Fan Prints

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

First Word

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Proud mums.

'We should talk more.'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

A Star is Born.

'I finally memorized my social security number.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

'My god, he's insane.'

"I did it!"

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

'We should talk more.'