Baby Talk Enthusiast Prints

"Lahwaah, buwha buwhaah, gullygah abawaa mey ayeeyaah. Is that normal?"

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

"Table for two and a half?"

"That's my new baby brother. He's a floor model."

Proud mums.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Your din-din is in tintin."

"I dunno, but I get the feeling it could be a girl..."

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

First Word

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

"What are you in for?"

Newborn making the V-sign

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."