Bee Banter Fan Pillows

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

The Forgotten Men's Club

"That's kingsize?"

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Bee wear of Doug

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'You call all this a side-effect?'

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."