Bee Banter Fan Gifts

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

Propriety

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm

The Forgotten Men's Club

You throw poop like a girl.

'Quit the act? That's not you, boss--that's the drink talking.'

"That's kingsize?"

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Chemistry Trash Talk: 'I heard your mama thinks Pasteurized milk was named for Louis Pasteurize.'

Bee wear of Doug

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

Real Angry Birds.

'You call all this a side-effect?'